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Nickname: Fonsy

Secret Fantasy: Stop a robbery...successfully.

Unusual Fact: I thought baby showers involved a baby taking its first shower and everyone just watched. I was sadly disappointed at age 10 when I attended my first baby shower.

Pet Peeve: Someone trying to have sex with me while I watch Netflix. I've seen boobs before I don't need to see them again. 

Like to Meet: Jerry Seinfeld (in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee).

Personal Motto: Everything/everyone should be made fun of, but it doesn't mean everyone is going to like it. 

Most Proud of: Getting my Computer Science Degree!

Reputation in High School: Having a lot of sex.

Three Words that Describe Me: Genuine, Bubbly, Loveable.

Alfonso Torres


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